Twit Wit: 5 Best Tweets About Breaking Dawn, The Descendants, Happy Feet Two, and Poor Natalie Wood

comments: 0 || add yours Lots of movie business to tweet about this weekend: Breaking Dawn, Part I made more money than is right for our national health, The Descendants scored a great opening in limited release, Happy Feet Two happened, and everyone is pretending to know who Natalie Wood is. Time to narrow down Twitter’s commentary to five of the weekend’s best movie-related quips. Robert Wagner, you are not culpable for the hilarity herein. 5. Twitter favorite Mary Charlene, AKA @IamEnidColeslaw (a reference to the graphic novel and movie Ghost World) reminds us about Happy Feet Two. I understand it’s a film about penguins. #embedly_twitter_48711663{background:url(http://a0.twimg.com/profile_background_images/366506099/crown.jpg) #709397;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 p a {color:#FF3300;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 a {color:#FF3300;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_48711663 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@IamEnidColeslawMary Charlene “Dances With Wolves” is pretty much “Happy Feet” but with wolves & Kevin Costner dies in the endNov 14 via Favstar.FMFavoriteRetweetReply 4. Conan O’Brien considers the practicalities of being a Twihard. Godspeed. #embedly_twitter_2406553{background:url(http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/211522084/cob_twitterbkgd.jpg) #022330;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 p a {color:#0084B4;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 a {color:#0084B4;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_2406553 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@ConanOBrienConan O’Brien Question: If I decide to switch from Team Edward to Team Jacob, how will that affect my rollover minutes?Nov 19 via webFavoriteRetweetReply 3. Jeopardy! warlord Ken Jennings insists he is not a suspect in the Natalie Wood case. Right. #embedly_twitter_13748186{background:url(http://a0.twimg.com/images/themes/theme1/bg.png) #C0DEED;padding:20px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 p{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 0px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .embedly_tweet_content{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 p span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:0px;height:40px;padding-bottom:12px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 p span.metadata span.author{line-height:15px;color:#999;font-size:14px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 p span.metadata span.author a{line-height:15px;font-size:20px;vertical-align:middle;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 p span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 10px 0 0px;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 p a {color:#0084B4;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 p a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .embedly_timestamp{font-size:13px;display:inline-block;margin-top:5px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .components-above span.embedly_timestamp{font-size:10px;margin-top:1px;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 a {color:#0084B4;text-decoration:none;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 a:hover{text-decoration:underline;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .tweet-screen-name {font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .tweet-full-name {padding-left:4px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .tweet-actions{margin-left:10px;font-size:13px;display:inline-block;width:250px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .components-above span.tweet-actions{font-size:10px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .controls{line-height:12px!important;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .tweet-actions a {margin-left:5px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .tweet-actions a b{font-weight:normal;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .components-above span.tweet-actions a b{vertical-align:baseline;line-height:12px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .components-above .tweet-text{font-size:13px;vertical-align:baseline;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .tweet-image {float:left;width:40px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .tweet-user-block-image {float:left;width:48px;height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .tweet-row {margin-left:40px;margin-top:3px;line-height:17px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .tweet-user-block {}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .stream-item {padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:12px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .simple-tweet-image img {margin-top:4px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .simple-tweet-content {margin:0 0 13px 0px;font-size:14px;min-height:48px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .in-reply-to-border {border-color:#EBEBEB;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 0 0;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .in-reply-to-text {margin-left:4px;padding-left:8px;padding-right:10px;color:#999;font-size:12px;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .tweet-actions i {background:transparent url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1306889658/phoenix/img/sprite-icons.png) no-repeat;width:15px;height:15px;margin:0 4px 3px;outline:none;vertical-align:baseline;display:inline-block;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .tweet-actions a.retweet-action i {background-position:-192px 0;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .tweet-actions a.reply-action i {background-position:0 0;}#embedly_twitter_13748186 .tweet-actions a.favorite-action i {background-position:-32px 0;}@KenJenningsKen Jennings My Natalie Wood alibi is pretty much unbreakable. I was seven years old, and my yacht was in drydock at the time.Nov 18 via webFavoriteRetweetReply 2. Hey, Rob Huebel is in The Descendants. Crazy. 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I have a small part. I’ll probably win an Academy Award and shit.Nov 17 via webFavoriteRetweetReply 1. This week’s champ Frank Conniff, AKA TV’s Frank from MST3K, thinks the Natalie Wood case calls to mind a simpler, better time. 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